my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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