Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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