I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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