my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I need to stop coming to work sober
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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