I just made out with a guy for $7.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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