this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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