Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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