just come out here and I will go home with you...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Be still, my beating vagina.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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