The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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