Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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