did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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