And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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