the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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