11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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