I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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