If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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