"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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