I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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