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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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