She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
There are leaves in my underwear?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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