We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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