More tranny stories later!
I'm really into asian looking animals
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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