oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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