my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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