You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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