Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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