he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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