hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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