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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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