he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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