I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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