How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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