yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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