TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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