i think i have two assholes
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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