Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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