I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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