wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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