The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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