At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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