We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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