moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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