Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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