It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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