My girlfriend figured out who you are.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
