i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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