I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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