Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
