...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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