i just wanna soil my oats bro
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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