i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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