DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize