Are we in a gay sports bar?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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