I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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