Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?