Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.