TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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