were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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