I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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